Penectomy: guillotine blender and fried

Description: We both know you fantasise about me chopping your penis off, i have it in my guillotine talking about how i am going to chop it clean off. i tell you to push me over the edge, make me angry enough to actually do it, and i do!two different alternate endings, firstly i take your chopped off penis and but it in a blender, i turn it on so it destroys your penis and you can never have it reattached! secondly, i take the chopped off penis and get a frying pan full of oil heated up, i drop your penis into the oil and fry it!