FARTING AROUND ME ON PURPOSE

Description: This started as a normal hangout at home, but it didn’t take long before beijing started farting around me like it was nothing. at first she played it off casually, acting unbothered while i reacted to the smell. the longer we sat there, the more she kept farting, clearly doing it on purpose. eventually she explained why. a while back, i made her a gassy breakfast even though i knew she was lactose intolerant, and she didn’t forget it. this was her way of getting payback — farting around me nonstop just to annoy me and make me uncomfortable. a real-life farting roommate situation where she turns the tables, uses her gas on purpose, and enjoys every second of watching me deal with it.