Monthly loser tax January 9

Description: New year new...nope. the clock strikes midnight and you're still the fucking loser that you are. in fact, even closer to the deeper level of loser that you're destined to become this year. a bit older a bit more taxed too. there's no way you could be ready, but you'd better be. loser! of course januarys taxes are hiked up in price, to ensure your year starts off with an extra tight chock hold and extra sharp kick in the balls.