“Thick Girl, Loud Farts”

Description: I know exactly what i’m doing — sitting here all thick and comfy, acting innocent while letting out those unapologetically loud farts like it’s no big deal. there’s nothing shy about me. i giggle, shrug, and keep teasing you with that smug little smile, fully aware you’re stuck listening. cute, bratty, and completely unbothered, i turn something embarrassing into a power move. the more you react, the more i enjoy it — because i know you love every second of being toyed with.