Peeing in the apartment of my personal moron

Description: Today i visited my idiot’s cheesy hovel. i had to pee urgently but his toilet was dirty and stinking awful, so i decided to pee into his bathroom. i drank a lot today and so it was kind of a lake at the end. i ordered my moron to clean the floor. i kicked with my boots in his fat ass whilst he was cleaning my pee away. before we went to the living room i’ll show you around in his hovel. then i took a comfortable seat at his filthy sofa whilst chewing a chewing gum. but before i sat down on the couch, i was putting a blanket on it, because i didn't wanna soil my clothes. then i spat my chewing gum into his ugly face and it fell down on the floor. now i let him eat the chewing gum from the sole of my boots. i was very amused about this pathetic moron.