IVYMAS 2025

Description: Christmas is cancelled. no midnight mass for you because in the house of ivy celebrating ivymas is where you truly belong. no phony fake gods can compare to your real god, my big perfect boobs and my dauntingly divine ass. on your knees beneath me leaking, drooling and totally dazed is how you will spend ivymas. abandon your wife so that you can wholly submit to my superior curves, worshipping me the way you used to worship the church. this is the year i steal christmas and i have come to collect your little simp soul, so be a good slave and hand it over, thanking me with wads of cash as i pull you deeper under my spell. ‎