Enslaved Sock Sniffer

Description: I caught you, tied you up, and put you on my floor with your face sticking out. i'm sitting over you in a chair, gloating. i say you're going to spend eternity here with no chance of escape. i've been wearing the same pair of socks for a week in my sweatiest sneakers. i make you smell my reeking socks. you must smell my feet for the rest of your life. your food is now foot dust, toenails, and toe jam. you will slurp foot sweat and footbath water (toe jam soup!) your mouth is a sock washer for me and all of my friends' socks. you must clean everyone's feet with your nostrils, like a toe jam vacuum.