Milk Before Cookies

Description: Look at you.standing there all warm and hopeful like christmas was ever meant for you. milk comes first, baby.cookies are for people with self?control. you’re not a guest.you’re not family.you’re the cow we keep around the holidays because you leak so nicely when the lights are soft and the smiles are fake. two santa sluts.one very full mouth schedule.and you? you’re just trying not to spill before i say so. relax.we’ll drain you gently.it’s tradition.