Ex-Jock Invited to Be Santa This Year

Description: Aww, baby, guess what? your company actually asked you to play santa at the christmas party this year. can you believe it? i mean, i always knew you had the perfect belly for it, but i guess everyone else noticed too! remember when you used to be the star jock, all fit and toned? now you’ve got that big, soft santa belly—and honestly, i love it. you’ve been spoiling yourself (and me) all year, and it’s finally catching up with you, huh? i hope you’re ready to fill out that red suit for me, santa—because i plan on keeping you even jollier (and rounder) for next year too.