You are asking to be trodden on and used as My doormat!

Description: I decided to do a workout today but to my disappointment, i discover that my yoga mat has a hole in it. how on earth am i supposed to do my workout? until i discover my doormat slave lying on the floor. he’s just asking to be trodden on, so i decide to use him as my exercise mat. i start by doing step ups on him, followed by squats, knees up marches, lunges and tricep dips. i work up quite a sweat and decide to remove my trainers, wearing just my little white trainer socks. then i repeat again with the workout. once finished i reward him with my sweaty sock shoved in his mouth. what a great workout that was!