SKIP CHRISTMAS AND FUCK YOUR ASS INSTEAD

Description: You're fucking your ass just because i told you to. now you'll buy the biggest, thickest dildo you've ever owned. that gigantic dildo will be your only christmas present to yourself. the only gift you bother to wrap this year. everyone else will open thoughtful little boxes but you'll skip every single holiday plan because you'd rather lie than miss one night of spreading your ass for me. return the gifts you've already bought and tell everyone you're broke this year. all your money is going to that dildo and me because nothing matters more than being my horny little anal slut.