Once A Friend Now A Footboy

Description: We have been friends for a long, long time haven't we? you've always been around, lingering on my every word, on every breakup i've ever had. i see right through you. all of the time we have spent together has landed you in the friend zone. i know you have a major crush on me which is why i have decided that today you aren't just going to be my friend anymore... no, you are going to be my new footboy. you aren't sure that you want to do that??? well, too bad! i don't care what you want. i know your love and adoration for me won't let you stop yourself from doing exactly as i say. besides, if you don't i will tell everyone i know- including the girl i know you have a crush on, that you have the world's tiniest penis. so, what are you waiting for??? open wide, bestie!