Short Dick Tax

Description: You don't deserve to breathe the same air as hot goddesses like me. yet here you are, with your tiny worthless impotent dick. idk how darwinism hasn't eliminated betas with small dicks yet, but by some miracle you still exist. you're going to pay a short dick tax, for your tiny dick self simply existing, and say "thank-you goddess" for the privilege. for every inch you fall short, below the standard of what i consider to be a fuckable sized dick, you will owe me short dick tax $. if it falls below 5", double it $$. stroke your useless dinky dick as i tease you with my hot body, spit on you, and am an absolute bitch to you, just like you deserve. forget about resisting hot mean brats like me, and give me what i desire. it's already mine anyway. how much will you owe me, for having a tiny short one between your legs?