The Perfect Xmas Gift

Description: This is actually your christmas gift from me...i know that you have been curious for a long time about trying this but i think that you may have gotten cold feet...that's why i took matters into my own hands and now you're only two inches tall! how does it feel to be so tiny? there is no reason to be worried because i will swallow you whole and that way my body will digest you and you will just come out of the other end as good as new:) you will come out of my giant butt!