Corporate Downsizing My Tiny Employee’s Final Review

Description: You were never management material, little man. just another underperformer.. too small, too weak, too forgettable. so i made your size match your worth. a zap of my shrink-ray and you’re only inches tall… perfect for a desk ornamentor snack! i tower above you in black and red heels, laughing as you squeak out excuses before i decide whether to crush or swallow you. you wanted a promotion? you’re getting digestion. welcome to corporate downsizing.. dolores style!