SO THANKFUL FOR COCK

Description: As you warm up to the idea of sitting around with your boring wife and loved ones and pretend to have a normal, straight life, you will be carrying with you a deep, dark secret. you will be tormented by thoughts of cocks, gay porn, your addiction gnawing relentlessly at you as you try to keep your stiffy at bay under the table. poor thing, you just want to sit and watch gay porn and goon all the time, to be the real you, but you have unfortunate commitments to keep. i'm here to make it harder. in this trance, i ensure that thoughts of cocks and gay porn will continue swimming in your head as the holiday draws on so you are thinking of real balls instead of masculine football. you can't focus on being thankful for anything but cocks this thanksgiving thanks to me.