Thanksgiving Message for Your Loved Ones

Description: I know going home for the holidays can be rough on an ingrate like you. so this year, don't go home and embarrass yourself anymore than you already do on a regular basis. this message can be played for your family around the turkey and trimmings, explaining your absence. and it will also explain to them that you're a fucking loser gooner who hates doing anything that doesn't involve stroking your dick endlessly. don't worry, after this, they'll never ask for you to attend any event ever again.