Ultra bloated belly ready to explode

Description: I've been eating like crazy the last few days and haven't had a bowel movement at all. my stomach is completely bloated; i feel like it's going to burst. for my skinny body, it's incredible that it can stretch so much. my tattoo has stretched to twice its size. i'm rubbing my belly and showing it to you from every angle while i light a cigarette, which makes me release a few farts. i'm about to pop like a popcorn in a microwave.