Cock’s Just a Tip Jar

Description: That’s not a cock, bitch — it’s my fucking tip jar. every stroke you take, every drip you leak, it all belongs to me. stroke = pay. leak = tribute. cum = debt. i don’t need your dick, i drain your wallet. i fuck men with real cocks while i shake your pathetic piggy bank until it’s empty. you’re not a man, you’re my atm with a useless little dick. keep stroking, loser — and keep paying.