Original Simp

Description: In an alternate timeline, the goddess didn’t create eve for adam, but adam for eve. you are adam, the original simp made to worship and adore eve…but only from afar. unlike the original story, you weren’t destined to be fruitful with her and multiply. instead, you’re fated to be a weak, pathetic virgin who’s not even confident to approach her.   i, the goddess will teach you, adam how to worship and adore her properly and make you extra lovesick and horny for her. with my blessing, your crush on her will grow infinitely worse and more obsessive by the day. for this purpose you were created, and this purpose shall you fulfill.    *hint - eve is whomever you’re nursing a crush on. did she pop right into your head? then this one is for you.