Little Willy Knicker Thief

Description: There's something we need to talk about. why do i have three pairs of my knickers here? i found them in your room while tidying up like a good stepmum. shocked, i saw these, then these, and these. horrified, i left— who knows what else is there? stealing my knickers? admit it. it's wrong, but i'm not surprised. you don't get attention from women because you've got a tiny little willy down there. no one's interested in that pathetic thing. that's why you stole them—for a whiff of feminine scent, the closest you'll get. bet you wrapped them around your little nub to rub off. should've picked a g-string; it'd fit better. you thought it'd grow? nope, probably shrank. intimacy's thrilling, but you'll never have it. sad, unwanted—that's your reality. our secret: your theft and your insignificant dick. you've ruined them anyway—keep the filthy things as a "gift."