Loser Wife, Loser Life

Description: I am so much better than your wife in every way. she is so lame compared to me! she's a fucking loser, just like you. you two just have so much in common- you're both pathetic and boring. i am the zing of excitement in your relationship. i'm the reason your cock hasn't atrophied from disuse at this point. you avoid her company. you would much rather stay here and stroke to me. it's what you truly want.