Your new home - my trash can!

Description: How do you like your new home, servant? you wanted to experience true deprivations for your mistress and now you've a proper new home to live an ascetic life. you'll feed on and live off my trash while living in my trash can, outside, in the cold. your first meal will be one of the easier ones - some organic kitchen waste - isn't that generous of me? the next load might be harder to swallow ... the content of my bathroom trash can ... used wipes, hair, cotton swaps ... disgusting, but also part of your duties. maybe i'll be generous and top it off with some divine spit? i also need to get rid of some old underwear - isn't that an honor that this will also go into the same trash can as you?! and finally i'll empty out my vacuum cleaner into the trash can ... that will be your final meal of the day ... enjoy and have a good night ... i heard it's going to be just above freezing!