Too Bloated and Burpy for My Kitana Costume

Description: You meet me at my house before we head out to a halloween party. as i walk off to get dressed, you tell me you have a challenge for me. i come back in a kitana (from mortal kombat) costume, and you tell me that your challenge is for me to have 5 sparkling waters in one sitting. i agree and start downing them. i quickly start to feel the bloat setting in and release natural (no inhale) burps while i finish the first 4. after 4 i feel too bloated for my costume and regretfully let you know that i won't be able to go out tonight anymore. i change back into my regular clothes before finishing the 5th sparkling water to complete the challenge. my shirt no longer covers my belly and i show you how big and bloated my belly has become. i'm definitely going to need to stay home, but you're not off the hook either! i demand that you stay here with me for a scary movie marathon. i let out huge (inhale method) burps for the remaining 8 minutes before asking you to pick a movie.