You Caught Me, I Go Out And Eat Men, Then Burp and Fart Them Out

Description: I've just come home from the club, wearing a black crop top, a grey mini-skirt, some black thigh highs and some black stiletto heels. i don't notice you hiding in the closet and i'm just belching and farting away, as i rave about how much fun i had! i sigh, 'omg, what a great night! i'm so full, but he tasted delicious!'. i turn and freeze when i see you, 'oh hey, baby. what are you doing here?', i say looking very suspicious. you ask about the 'he'  part and i babble my reply, saying, 'oh no, i said ghee! you know, that butter replacement? i went to a healthy restaurant tonight to keep up my figure!'. it also kind of explains why she can't stop burping and farting, you think. during this whole time and for the rest of it, i've been moving around in different positions to aid with getting out the gas, while being on and off of my bed. you ask why i'm acting so nervous? you also why i was out late, cause you thought i had to get up early and that's why we couldn't hang out, tonight. i nervously say, 'i'm not nervous! i just got the urge to go get some delicious food, is all.'. you follow that lie with pulling out your phone and showing me a picture of myself, from tonight, at a club and say that your friend sent you that! i continue with my excuses, taking off my skirt to reveal some sexy black full bottom panties, in hopes of distracting you. but you are jealous and keep at it!! you say that you haven't heard from your friend after that picture was sent, asking what happened and threatening to call him, after you notice that i'm obviously lying! 'no no no, don't call him, i'll explain everything', i sigh in defeat, 'i went out dancing and i didn't invite you because i knew you would be jealous!'. i grunt and push out more belches and gas, continuing, 'so, there's this thing i need to do and i was at the club, in order to do this... thing. not to cheat, okay?'. you listen to me intently, 'i saw your friend there taking pictures. i went to confront him about the photos and he gives me the 3rd degree. why do you hang with him, anyways? he's such a bro! ugh, never mind. anyways, i told him i'd leave and asked for a walk to my car.'. you feel your jealousy rise, but i keep going, 'again, not to cheat. but i will say that he was hitting on me, hard, which made it easy to make my meal choice.' meal choice?  you think as i go on, 'i played into it and asked him if he wanted to go for a moonlight walk in the woods and he hastily agreed, thinking he was going to get something.'. i sigh and look at you, 'once we were deep in the forest, i asked him if he was ready. i turned around and kind ooooffffff ....... ate him whole.'. you are shocked and stare at me in disbelief, while i have more to say, 'yeah, so that's the thing. i eat men when regular food doesn't do it for me.'. you can feel my powers and think about leaving, but i stop you, 'no, don't run! i wont eat you! plus, i'm already full!' so you stay. you ask how it's even possible and i go on to say that i can basically unhinge my jaw and make it have a human size opening. i say, 'while your douche friend was in shock at the sight, i sucked him in, in a vortex of sorts.'. you are in awe as i keep talking, 'and this is what happens when i eat men whole. i get so gassy and then need to take a massive dump, making me hungry all over again! that's why i haven't wanted to move in together. i'd be stinking up the house and plugging up the toilet!'. that makes you chuckle. 'i mean, you can get revenge on any of your enemies now. plus, i'm constantly looking for a new meal.' i say and follow shyly with, 'do you still wanna be with me?'...   if you wish to contact me for custom videos or to offer a request for the store, please locate my email on my banner, in list view. it is not visible in grid view. i am currently on a hiatus from regular video production. i am, however, still making custom clips an occasionally stockpiling for the store. so yes, i am still accepting and adding regular non-custom ideas to my filming list, for these stockpiling occasions. more details available upon inquiry.