Tiny Things - Abby

Description: Oh. hi. you know, i have heard some really interesting things about you. do you want to know what they are? okay, i'll tell you. only because it's kind of hilarious, but also, i want to know if it's true. i have heard that you have the smallest penis that anyone has ever seen. which, looking at you. i wouldn't touch it. not to be rude or anything. i'm just curious. of course. i've actually always kind of liked tiny things.