Crush PS5 Barefoot and in Flip Flops

Description: lovely fan purchased a ps5 for me to play with. i must admit, it has so many nice games and it so fun to play! however, i wonder how long will it last me if i'll play games while standing on it? hahah!  watch me play a skateboarding game barefoot with french pedicured toes while i stand on the ps5, i sometimes stomp it, but i am a little careful with it, don't want it destroyed so soon! though, the ps5 starts making strange noises, overheats...i later on put on some flip flops for protection.  at the end, it makes strange noises again and shuts off, saying there is no signal.  maybe i should be more brutal with it next time? p.s so sorry gamer boys.