Help me pick a pair of high heels for the party

Description: As you can see, i brought my prettiest high heels today. a pair of louboutins, a pair of buffalos and a pair of dsquared2s. they're all very sexy, but i'll go to a party later and of course, i need to find the best pair to wear tonight ... so i'll try out all 3 pairs on you, slave! i'll trample all over your body and even your face - and enjoy how i leave painful marks all over your face and body. the other party guests will get another view of these pretty shoes later, but you'll only get to see the soles ... and the heels! you should accept the fact that you'll never get to accompany me to a party ... for you it should be an honor to be allowed to see me in such a sexy outfit and feel the gorgeous high heels on your body - even if that means incredible pain for you - you've to be thankful, doormat!