The Final Evaluation

Description: You've expired. poof, gone, worm food. you find yourself someplace sinister and diabolical and know immediately this is not heaven. you kneel before a seductress, a red-headed demon with a hot body and combat boots. she tells you that you will be evaluated to determine if you will stay in hell, and she is your evaluator.  she asks you basic questions and then asks you to sniff a little bottle; she explains that she needs to confirm there is no sulfur contamination in the evaluation space. you lean forward. you sniff.a huge menacing smile spreads across her face and her eyes light with delight. you're not going anywhere. you're going to stay here in hell forever. what kind of moron would sniff a little brown bottle when instructed to do so by an obvious demon? a goon.  and this shall be your eternity. gooning. you will be tired, hungry, drained, yet your overwhelming desire to indulge in porn, sin and lust will only grow the weaker you become.  you will never stop, you will never be satiated.  even when you are nothing but bones and dust you will continue to stroke here with the other deviants in the flames of hell.