Virgin Tax

Description: The fact that you’ve remained a virgin well into adulthood in spite of your best efforts remains a great source of shame for you. but have you ever really quantified that shame? how much of a virgin loser are you, really? i’ve devised a fun game to find out - i’m going to list a number of standard firsts for the average, attractive male, and you’ll pay a tax for each milestone you’ve failed to reach. as the milestones grow less likely, your tax grows even higher. how far into debt will your pathetic virginity plunge you?