My feet are your new religion

Description: Whether you are a believer or not, today you will be totally converted to a new religion, that of my feet. kneel down and breathe deeply. my feet are your new gods; each toe is a prayer you must recite. the more you pray for them, the deeper you will sink into devotion. you don't need heaven... you have it under my feet, and i will guide you until you are a perfect disciple.