Farts, Bulge, and Feet Drain

Description:  the three highest grossing assets in sebastian cash's portfolio. it's because of special people like you that have made him such a financial success story. valuing his farts, bulge, and feet more than anything else in your pathetic world. every little whiff of sebastian's gassy aroma cripples your wallet. each glance at his massive bulge max outs your credit card. and unable to resist the desire to worship his god-like feet will absolutely drain your bank account. but that's what you're here for... to give yourself completely to the things you love most. and since sebastian knows how obsessed you are with worshipping his best features, he can always make you come crawling back for more...