“Tiny Dick Accusations” [SPH]

Description: Okay, so here’s the thing—everyone already knew. the whispers, the side-eye looks, the giggles when his name came up… it wasn’t even a secret anymore. there were rumors flying everywhere, and honestly, we all thought it was just an exaggeration. like, it had to be, right? no one could actually be that small. but i’m the one who got the proof. the rumors didn’t even come close to the reality. the second i saw it, i literally lost it—like, not even mean laughter, just stunned disbelief. all that talk? completely true, and somehow still underrated. now every time i see him, i can’t help but smirk, because i know exactly what he’s hiding, and it’s honestly too pathetic to even make fun of anymore.