Small Dicks Must Pay!

Description: You know what they say... if you’re lacking in dick size, you’d better overcompensate somewhere else. and let’s be honest, there’s nothing redeemable about you in the bedroom. every girl knows the second your pants come off, disappointment is guaranteed. so why would anyone stick around? simple. your wallet. chances are it’s the only thing longer than your dick. open it up, loser, and let’s calculate your real value.