Too Fat to Kayak

Description: I recently learned i'm too fat to kayak! listen to me tell the story of my ultimate fatty fail all while burping and stuffing to my heart's content! stuffing & burping - i brought my most recent craving to "snack" on while i tell you my story! i shove sub sandwiches into my mouth, getting massive bites and i let out massive soda fueled burps when my mouth isn't full of food... all whilst trying my best to tell the story. . . too fat to kayak! - each moment not filled with belching and my food loving moans, i tell you the story of how i learned i'm much too fat for an activity like kayaking. i tell you the struggles of squeezing myself into the kayak, how i needed a strong person to pull me out when i was done and many other fun fatty fails i encountered during the experience! all whilst posting pictures on the screen of how i looked while i was kayaking just so you get the perfect picture of how incredible this fail was.