Q3 Gooner Performance Review: Communication

Description: Welcome to your third-quarter performance review! we've evaluated your productivity, your creativity, and not we've moving on to something all of you tend to overlook - communication. how can i accurately track your descent into porn addiction, your growing submissive tendencies, and your gooning time without it? good pumpslaves - employees, i mean - share their progress with me and each other for maximum team morale. i’ll begin with your most impressive qualities, then move on to the areas you’re lacking in. finally, i’ll give you an opportunity to be re-evaluated. change my mind, and you might just earn a bonus. porn-worship is a full-time job, and my expectations are sky high. don't disappoint me. (submissions open until october 10, 2025)