New Job Self-Introduction Pee Desperation

Description: It’s my first day at work and i’m greeting my new team members. i’m so excited to start this new job and i really want to make a good first impression, being calm and professional and friendly. but i must have had too much coffee and no one has shown me where the bathroom is. as i talk to my new colleagues, i’m overcome with the urge to pee. i try to hold it in, but i’m desperate. i cross my legs, but it’s too late. i feel a sudden gush as my pee shoots out in a powerful jet, all down my legs and into a puddle on the floor. i lift up my skirt and just go with it. there’s no point hiding it anymore. they can all see that i’ve pissed all over the floor. i guess this is how i’ll be remembered. the woman who wet herself on her first day at work!