BUNDLE DEAL; 3 most recent SPH clips WMV

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Title: BUNDLE DEAL; 3 most recent SPH clips WMV
Description: This is a bundle of my 3 most recent sph clips. they are each for sale in my store, individually, also.   yeah ummmmmmmmmm no what possible reason would i ever have to ride your cock? why would you even suggest such a thing? have you lost your mind? do you need me to call a psychiatrist for you or something?yeah... ummmm no! there's no way i'm going near that thing, that lump between your legs, for any kind of sexual reason. even if i had 10 pairs of panties on, on top of each other, followed by some medieval chain-mail armour, i would never go near it. i could never consider your cock as a viable potential source of sexual pleasure. in fact, even the suggestion is abhorrent to me. even the random thought that in some other strangely fucked up parallel universe, i would ride your cock, has me visibly sweating, and shaken. in fact, i might need to go get therapy myself at the mere inkling of such a proposal. so now you owe me therapy tax, along with small dick tax, and insult tax. it is an offence to my very femininity that a man such as yourself, with a cock such as that, would even muster up the nerve to speak to me. honestly, i'd prefer to chalk this whole thing up to being a bad dream only! a bad dream i woke up from, just in time!!!!  eli solves your main problem in life i wear sheer lingerie, but no direct nudity. i could see this clip being humiliating, but it's also very encouraging at the same time.i've been thinking about you, little dickie, and i've been thinking about you long and hard, haha. it's actually paid off big, at least for you. yes, you're welcome.i have figured out a way for you to actually get you laid. by any kind of chick you want, but even a hot chick! i'm serious. yes, again, you're welcome. it doesn't involve the bar/pub, or anything unethical like that, but it will involve a little focus, expense, and "sensual magic".the thing is, you're never going to know what it is (or how to do it) unless you purchase this clip. and when you do, i want you taking notes, and watching it over, and over, and over and over, some more. capisce?! i cannot emphasize that strongly enough! i have all your main life problems figured out. right here. you're gonna owe me big time, stumpy!(honestly, even those of you who don't have pin dicks, could probably take some pointers from this if you wanna get laid any time soon.)  sph faggot the gig is up. i'm just going to say it... your lifelong obsession with dick size is clearly flaming gay. nobody cares much about cock size, other than men. that's the truth. yes, you'd better sit down and take a few breaths. denial and justification is strong, and i totally understand that facing the truth is probably going to be really scary and challenging. in fact, to make this more relaxing and pleasurable, i'm going to let you stroke your little carrot dick while we talk about giant cocks. your obsession with giant cocks. your lifelong focus on looking at other men's cocks to "compare" them to your little clitty dick.  the truth is, all these years you've been obsessed with sph, it's just been a symptom of your denial, and your subconscious longing to be your true self. i'm here to tell you it's ok. it's ok to live your truth. as long as you practice safe sex, it's perfectly acceptable to deep throat monster cocks! you got hard just reading that, didn't you...