Your motto should be: life is as short as my penis

Description: Show me your dick! i can’t waiting! so super tiny dick? oh my god, i can barely see ur dick there is a dick there, right? your dick is so small i can never be yours! make a small circle against the head of ur penis and touch yourself. haha so funny sh! it looks like how girls masturbate their clit. you have a tiny little bitchclit. i have girlfriends who have bigger clits than your cock! and having sex with you would be an exercise in trying not to laugh the whole time.your motto should be: life is as short as my penis! write it on your chest or get a tattoo!