Pajama Party Burps

Description: I'm invited by a group of women i know for an adult pajama party.  when i arrive i know this will not be a good time as they are all wearing onesies and i'm in bootyshorts and a cami. i sit down anyways and try and be open minded.  listen to my inner monologue about how miserable i am and how much i hate them all as i sip bubbly water and rudely burp in their chatty cathy faces. my god, will they ever shut up? huge belly belch after huge belly belch, it is my mission to make them as uncomfortable as they are making me but to no avail.  i let a fart rip, a real fart (perfect timing) finally i can take no more and excuse myself but not before i burp so loud and deep the room stinks.  later, bitches.