Why Aren't you In Debt?

Description: I can't believe i have to even ask this, but then again, you're a complete failure at everything else you do in life. it's no wonder you'd fuck this up too. i've been showing you the way to debt. pushing down the spending hole and you always come up short. but, there's still time for you to fix this. you're still able to fuck yourself up financially, so bad that there's no coming back, and walk yourself into the wonderful world of debt and financial ruin. do you want to continue being a fuck up? or are you going to finally succeed at something?