The Male Loneliness Epidemic Makes Me Rich

Description: The "male loneliness epidemic"? boo fucking hoo! why on earth would i care about the pathetic feelings of worthless males? after all, thanks to the male loneliness epidemic, more men are inclined to turn to alternative forms of female companionship. more men are coming to terms with the fact that, because they are so pathetic and unlikeable, their only option is to pay cruel, hairy-pitted misandrist women like me to gain even the tiniest speck of attention. because while my words may cut deep, at least you know it's the cold, hard truth. how could it not be, when it makes your unfucked cock so hard? males get lonelier, and i get richer: just the way goddess intended! the viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis.