Wait, you're a virgin?

Description: Omg, you're actually a virgin, aren't you? that's why you've been so cagey about the topic of sex or anything even peripherally related to it. it all makes sense. so since i've figured out why you've been acting so strange, i'm obviously not going to be able to keep myself from ridiculing you for it. but i won't stop there. i mean, do i ever?