Handcuffed Ambition

Description: I had an interview for the job promotion a few weeks ago and i didn't get it. that's okay. i understand you have to give it to the most qualified person, but i've been here a long time and i was really disappointed i didn't get it. i've heard that you can create a job for someone who is deserving of a promotion, and that's what i want to talk to you about. i thought i could prove to you how much i really, really wanted a promotion. i don't want you thinking i'm promiscuous, but... i want you to know that i'll do absolutely anything to get a promotion... including letting you put me in handcuffs until you think i'm deserving of the promotion.