Customer Service Announcement

Description: Attention all patrons of my services! there are a few notes, terms, and conditions i need to make very clear: you, as a pathetic, worthless male in the face of my divine femininity, do not matter. the only "customer service" you can and should expect from me is my absolute disregard for your feelings or your financial wellbeing. you are not special; you are endlessly replaceable. it's all my way, or get the fuck out of my face :) the viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis.