Freed you From Wifey

Description: Do you hear that? exactly. silence. peace and quiet. no nagging or bitching. the fat troll isn't hovering over you as you're trying to get off to me. you're not having to sneak off into the bathroom to get some alone time hahaha. are you wondering where she is? *sigh* you don't need to know, and be honest, do you really care? i've taken care of this for you. freed you from that ol ball and chain called your wife. i've given you the out without all the fuss and stress. oh no, don't thank me with your words, take your dick out and stroke to all night instead.