For Tiny Dicks Only

Description: Only buy this if you have a tiny dick!! pull it out and pinch it between two fingers. i know you can't even get it up without being humiliated -- fucking pathetic. pump that tiny cock while i remind you about how worthless you are. i've seen clits bigger than that thing! you're just an absolute failure as a man. it's in your dna! your genetic coding means you were born to be a little dick loser and that's all you're ever going to be. how many nights have you spent tugging on it and wishing for it to grow just one more inch? it's never going to happen!! it's a good thing you're just here jerking off alone, wasting your seed. losers like you need to be pushed out of the gene pool completely. women can always tell you're inferior, that's why they don't want to fuck you! sex with women is reserved for real men, not you and your tiny prick. imagine how much different your life would be if you weren't so pathetic. think about how much more you would have accomplished, how much more confident you would have been... of course i know you're about to burst already, so i'll give you a countdown and let you explode for me. so gross, but at least you're not subjecting any women to your disgusting small penis.