00065 # one minute challenge for an angry smoking mouth

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Duration: 1:10
Submitted: 8 months ago
Title: 00065 # one minute challenge for an angry smoking mouth
Description: I'm really angry! all these fucking health nuts lecturing me on life, i can't take it anymore. to those who say i don't do sports because i'm lazy and unmotivated, i reply that, on the contrary, i am a top-level athlete. and today i'll prove it to you too. my sport is smoking. “and to smoke you need a beastly physique,” as a famous italian singer-songwriter once sang. how can anyone think that smoking isn't a sport? it takes a lot of training if you want to achieve world-class results. it's not enough to light a cigarette and blow smoke into the sky. that's not real sport, and it's not even smoking, damn it! if you want to be a smoking athlete, you have to put yourself through strenuous exercises. you need two powerful lungs if you want to compete with me! today i'm going on stage as a sprinter. will i be able to smoke so fast that i finish the cigarette in less than a minute? what will my record be? do you think i can beat it tomorrow? film by roxana marlb productions (length: 1'10" - aspect and pixel ratio: 9/16; 1080x1920)