Toxic Girlfriend Takes Control of Your Life

Description: Hey loser, if you want to be my boyfriend, there are some things we need to get straight first. i'm definitely high maintenance - you'll have to slave away at work while i lounge around looking pretty. you better learn how to cook fancy meals for me and clean up after myself too. oh, and don't expect any sex! i fuck whoever i want but your dick is pussy-free. if you're okay with being my live-in maid/boyfriend, sign this contract making it all legal. but if you piss me off or slack on your duties as my servant, i'll beat you up and use you as my toilet instead. so be a good little loser and do exactly as i say! now let's go tell everyone what an amazing girlfriend i am...