I Want A Tiny Pet, Not A Lodger

Description: I've invited you in after you'd responded to an ad about me needing a lodger. i start to ask weird questions about your friends and whether anyone would even notice if you went missing. before you know it, i've shrunken you down and let you in to a little secret. i never wanted a lodger. i don't even have a spare room. all i want is a little pet i can talk to. men can be intimating but one this size is easy to handle. i'll be your owner and you can stay in my underwear drawer.